Dawn in Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Dawn looking at a picture in a demon book for the first time:
Dawn: “That’s a weird place for a horn.”
*Slowly closes book*
Dawn: “… That’s not a horn.”
Fuck
I am going to kill myself. This girl (still in high school) applied to a clothing store that has yet to open, which I applied to last week, and she just got a job there. OH HOW LUCKY I AM. Everyone is getting jobs and interviews around me even though I’ve been applying to places up the ass. Fuck this I’m gonna be a thug.
5/16: McArthur High school hazmat situation: Students and teachers decontaminated after breaking out in rash.
5/19: No confirmation on chemical at fort lauderdale international airport.
5/21: Man bites woman in westchester.
5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident.
5/23: Man bites cousins nose off
5/24: Second broward school reports mystery rash.
5/25: Hazmat called after kids exposed to pesticide on bus.
5/25: Ems responds to lake county, fl school.
5/25: “Disoriented” passenger subdued on flight in miami.
5/26: Naked man allegedly eating victims face shot and killed by miami police.
5/26: Florida doctor spits blood at highway patrolman after dui arrest.
5/27: Georgia contractor bites lowes employee and resists arrest. (So in the event that this is what we think it is. The main question is. are we truly prepared?)Hold up, gonna go apply for my gun license, then gonna go to the gun range and practice.
WHY ARE LIKE ALL OF THESE IN FLORIDA THO? I’M MOVING TO FUCKING IOWA OR SOME IRRELEVANT PLACE WITH CORN.
Fucking getting the fuck out of Florida.
What the hell I knew moving to Florida was a bad idea.
(Source: time-stands-stilll)
